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Since when did we decide that holidays are things to attack? I mean, honestly, are there no better ways to spend our time than to attack time-honored traditions, some of which centuries old, which encourage us to gather round and enjoy each other’s company (and maybe realize that we’re all human beings)? Is the gathering and eating of food offensive to some random few, that must garner our attention so that we cease to celebrate something, anything at all?

It reminds me of Communism. I smell Commies… Rather than destroy all Holidays in favor of the New World Order, we’ll simply replace them so that your celebrations are organized by us, created by us, and designed to encourage our ideas. One Nation under Communism.

Do not wish me a Happy Thanksgiving, or a Happy Hanukkah, or a Merry Christmas! I do not want your happiness and cheer! What’s that, buying presents for people you like on a specific day? Capitalist Heresy! You and your Holidays! Did you know that the etymology of Holidays stems from Holy Days? I reject your happiness AND your religious affiliations! And don’t use the generic term “happy,” because it might offend people with depression, so you may ONLY call these strange periods of time “Neutral Days Off.” At least, until we get rid of all days off, and you may only greet a person with “Neutral Day” as you labor ceaselessly in the union factories for our great country! Don’t even THINK of saying Good Morning or Good Night, because Good assumes an objective idea, and all Good is subjective, subjective to the will of the Party! NEUTRAL DAY TO YOU AS WELL!

Political correctness is the end of anything good in the world. It’s a land of bullshit, filled with delusions and crazy people who must force their ideas onto everyone else. That’s why we lose; because we don’t try to make everyone else agree with us, or suffer the consequences. How ironic is that?

But Holidays? What next, are you gonna attack the White House and move the capital?

Have a Happy Thanksgiving, and a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Years, and good will and cheer to anyone else who celebrates whatever they celebrate. Just… have a good time.

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