Fun story today: while I was trying to get my driver’s license, I found out my middle name on my SSN doesn’t match my passport, which means I can’t get a driver’s license until they match. Meanwhile, at the SSA, I just got a replacement card, so I can’t get a new one until next week, and in order to change my name I need to get my birth certificate, which was the precise reason I tried to use my passport and my replacement card.

But you know what’s funnier? I don’t use either of my middle names, and they were given to me by family we don’t talk to anymore. One last p.i.t.a., eh?

(Wow, first world problems.)