• Don’t leave the car in neutral.
  • Don’t leave the car in neutral.
  • Remember to park the car.
  • You can’t do a u-turn in a parking lot without reversing.
  • It’s better to be safe than sorry. If the git behind you is a prick who doesn’t like to slow down, they can pass or change lanes. Most people aren’t pricks.
  • It’s okay to go a little further than planned if you can’t change lanes. You can always turn around. You can’t reverse a car crash.
  • At least where I am, most people drive faster than the speed limit, rendering it useless. Unless you’re going faster than everyone around you, it’s unlikely that you’ll be arrested. IDK, people.
  • Slow people keep on the right. Especially on highways.
  • When backing out onto a highway, make sure there are NO cars in sight.
  • Did you park the car?
  • When parked on a hill, you should theoretically turn your wheels towards the curb. You should engage your parking brake.
  • Most accidents occur in parking lots and in five-minute trips. Slow down, be careful.
  • You have a blind spot that your rearview and side mirrors can’t see. Turn your head before you merge.
  • At a stop sign, stop. Come to a complete stop for one mississippi.
  • At a yield sign, yield. TURN YOUR HEAD TO LOOK.
  • Slowing down earlier is better than later. Stop before turning ideally, especially on steep shoulders. “It’s not a golf cart.”
  • Don’t roll over the car, ever.
  • And make sure you park the car.

I will probably add more to this.